What I'm really concern about is the leader herself: Princess Peach Toadstool. It seems with nearly every game that comes out, she ends up getting kidnapped. Which leads me to wonder: Does she even care for our precious Kingdom? Our precious Mushroom Kingdom?
Princess Peach. Leader of the kingdom, or is secretly trying to destroy the Mushroom people by letting herself get kidnapped? Let's look at it this way. Why it is the Princess gets kidnapped all of the time? I think there's a conspiracy that the Princess does NOT care about the Mushroom Kingdom. Lemme point out the facts here.
I have proof of her conspiracy. On what she wants to achieve. Let's take alook at these key words
Socialism
Totalitarianism
Upside down
Pig
Integrater
And she wants a Dictatorship
If you add the letters together, you get STUPID! That's right. She's completely stupid. Why did the Mushroom people elect a Stupid Princess? I mean, she's so stupid, she has to rely on her boyfriend Mario to get her out of danger
That outfit is the outfit of the communist. Hat, shirt, overalls. His brother, whoever the heck his name is, also shares the same outfit, though with a different color scheme. The sad thing is that Mario has to always rescue the Princess from evil. Or rather...real Mushroom patriots.
But we all want to know this. If the Princess is unfit for ruling the Mushroom Kingdom, then who should rule? Who is more fit to lead this fair Kingdom to prosperity? Well my friends, it's none other than...
BOWSER KOOPA!
That's right. For decades, the Koopas have been discriminated against by the socialists of Peach. And Bowser just wanted to unite both the Mushroom people and the Koopas together as one group. But noo. Princess Peach just wants to stay in her facist society.
Folks. If you want the Mushroom Kingdom to prosper, then you must do one of 3 things
1) Impeach Peach and elect Bowser
2) Force Peach to marry Bowser
3) Go buy New Super Mario Bros Wii
That's all I can say. If you don't do one of 3 things, we may fall to facism, which I may be making up.
Works Cited: Mario Wiki
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I think she cares about the mushroom kingdom. The stupid game creaters are sexist and don't give her any powers so she can't defend herself from being kidnapped. Also, there never would have been any conflict in the games if she wouldn't have been kidnapped, nobody to save, no game at all! So of course, the game creators make her easy to kidnap. Ironically, she can beat the crap out of people in the super smash bros. series. And please get this straight:
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2) Uniforms such as Mario's do not make you communist.
3) Peach doen't appreciate insults.
4) Peach, Bowser, and Mario are equals.
5) I bought New Super Mario Bros Wii (Yay!)
6) Peach is not the leader but a princess.
7) In super smash bros brawl and melee, as I said, she can beat the crap out of Bowser and Mario if used wright. I know this cuz I am a peach player. And she is awesome.
8) I like that you at least support bowser. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! ;)
9) What do you have against peach? You're saying there is something wrong with her and you haven't even proven it. You just said she has to rely on mario to get herself out of danger. But then again...
10) Peach is POWERFUL! She stars in Super Princess Peach, Super Paper Mario, Super Mario Bros. II, Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Melee, and more!
Don't take this to any offense, I just want you to realize what I am saying. Kk?