Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Double Trouble: The Brawl Syndrome and Project Needlemouse

Folks, it seems there's outrage going on over the internet, and not because Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li was rated the worst movie of 2009, nor is it Sarah Palin going to work for Fox News(though that would be a major outrage). It's a Sonic situation and that calls for Double Trouble


First off, If you haven't been checking TSSZ lately, it seems a leak within SEGA Europe's SEGA All-Star Racing site caused some information to come out. Reminds me of Capcom's leak on Tatsunoko vs Capcom when it confirmed Tekkaman Blade, Frank West, Joe the Condor and Zero. The data leaked was said to confirm new All-Star moves, new tracks, and the last 4 characters playable in the game.

This has caused an uproar within SEGA Europe and they have issued Legal action against TSSZ. But the last thing we need is the Streisand effect going off.

But it has also caused an uproar among SEGA fans. Those who were wanting to play as Ristar, Nights or Vyse the Blue Rogue are up in arms over the announcement. Reminds me of Smash Bros Brawl fans who wanted Geno in Smash Bros Brawl.

And second off, SEGA this week held a contest on who was in Project Needlemouse. I was hoping the game would star Big the Cat voiced by Star Trek's George Takei. I was wrong. Turns out the main star is none other than Sonic the Hedgehog. CURSE YOU SONIC YOU LARGE HAM!

But as I read on, I agree that Sonic doesn't need these kind of friends. In fact, Sonic doesn't even need Dr Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik ether. Why does Sonic need a fat egg to torment when there are better villains? SEGA, I have suggestions on replacing everyone but Sonic. Replacing Tails, replacing Knuckles, replacing Amy Rose, Shadow the Hedgehog, Dr Robotnik, and replacing Yuji Naka. Ladies and gentlemen, my suggestions for the new replacement Sonic cast are


Peter the Possum


Gregory the Giraffe


Ricardo the Revolting rat


Glenda the face gorging pig


And Tiger Wood. When it comes to women for him, they're GRRRRRReat!

And that does it for Double Trouble. Now will you excuse me. I got a fallout bunker because now I'm in Double Trouble

Works Cited: TSSZNews Links
Link confirming Sonic Solo in Project Needlemouse
Link on leaked information
Link on Legal Threat

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