Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Remember folks: Mega Man 10 does not equal Mega Man X

In a shocking announcement by Nintendo Power, Capcom has announced Mega Man 10. That's right, we're going into our 10th Mega Man game ever, and that's not counting the Game Boy Mega Mans, the spin-offs, or even the animated series.

So what's new other than the usual "Blow your way through 8 bosses such as Sheep Man?" And I'm not kidding on the Sheep Man subject. Next thing you'll know, they'll create a Pitbull Woman. Well believe it or not, this will be the first Mega Man game since Mega Man and Bass for the Super Famicom and Game Boy Advance to feature more than just one playable right from the start. That's right, Mega Man will be joined by his brother Proto Man(AKA Break Man) and a 3rd unknown playable. Me know who it gonna be.


Yeah, that's right. Bass. Come on Capcom. Spill it so I can play as Dr Wily's favorite Robot.

As for the story and graphics, the graphics will remain 8-bit. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Graphics in games like Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, Assassin's Creed, Uncharted 2, and Risk are boring. This is a real man's graphics. And the story involves Mega Man and his crew finding a cure for Robotenza. In other words: Circuit Flu. I think we all know who we should blame for this one


We all know it's Dr Wily. I mean, he actually framed Dr Light for a robot rebellion in the last game and taking the last Twinkie. CURSE YOU WILY FOR TAKING MY TWINKIE(Shakes fist)

As of now, Mega Man 10 is announced for WiiWare, but do expect it to come to XBLA and PSN.

Works cited: Nintendo Power scans at Destructoid

No comments:

Post a Comment